bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via laughcentre)

wartortles:

lonewolfheart:

wartortles:

im like horny for 30 hours a day

**correction. 69 hours a day**

thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day

(via laughcentre)

chickenforpresident:

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

*last week

(Source: encourage, via laughcentre)

aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

(Source: misterfrodo, via biggestpetshop)

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

(Source: jacknoir, via orgasmic-humor)

dangruchy:

swiggity swag i am in the bag

(via sorryforsmartlyblogging)